See what Adil Nawaz Decided to do this year

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1. Procrastinate More, Accomplish Less

Because why finish tasks when you can binge-watch another season on Netflix?

2. Eat More Junk Food, Forget That Salad Exists

Because who needs veggies when you can have extra cheese and bacon on everything?

3. Oversleep, Miss All The Alarms

Because mornings are overrated, and who needs punctuality anyway?

4. Spend More Time on Social Media, Ignore Real Life

Because notifications are more important than actual human interactions, right?

5. Start a Gym Membership, Use It Once

Because paying for a gym membership is the first step towards a healthier lifestyle, even if you only walk on the treadmill for 5 minutes and call it a day.