1. Stay Awake During Meetings, Not Just During Work
Because nodding off during a team discussion is not the best way to show your enthusiasm and engagement.
2. Remember to Save Files, Not Just Random Memes
It's time to prioritize important work documents over the endless collection of funny cat videos and memes. Your boss will appreciate it too.
3. Respond to Emails Before They Plan Your Retirement Party
Delaying responses to emails might make you feel elusive, but it also makes coworkers wonder if you've disappeared on an extended vacation. And they might just start planning your retirement party in your absence.
4. Think Twice Before "Reply All"ing
Your witty remarks might be entertaining, but when they go out to the entire company instead of just your intended recipient, it can lead to some awkward moments and questionable email chains.
5. Passwords Should Be Strong, Not Your Excuses
"Password123" and "iloveyou" might hold a special place in your heart, but they're not going to protect sensitive data. It's time to level up your password game and stop using your dog's name for every account.