See what James Decided to do this year

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1. Embrace Procrastination

Make a resolution to delay completing tasks until the very last minute. After all, who doesn't enjoy the adrenaline rush of rushing to finish something before the deadline? Dive headfirst into the world of procrastination and watch your stress levels skyrocket!

2. Become a Serial Idea Starter

Commit to generating endless brilliant business ideas without actually following through on any of them. Your friends will be amazed by your ability to come up with groundbreaking concepts, but deep down, you know you'll never take the necessary action to make them happen.

3. Master the Art of Distraction

Make it your mission to get sidetracked as often as possible. Whether it's scrolling through social media for hours on end or binge-watching an entire series in one sitting, hone your ability to avoid any form of productive work. Because who needs success when you have an extensive collection of funny cat videos?

4. Perfect the Art of Overthinking

Set a goal to overanalyze every single decision or situation you encounter. From choosing which coffee shop to visit to agonizing over whether or not to hit the "send" button on an email, make sure you spend an excessive amount of time and energy driving yourself crazy with unnecessary doubt and worry.

5. Reign as the King/Queen of Procrastination

Take your procrastination to the next level by avoiding all responsibility and living in a constant state of laziness. Embrace the art of doing absolutely nothing and proudly wear the crown of the ultimate procrastinator. Who needs productivity and success when you have the couch and a Netflix subscription?