1. Procrastinate Less, But Only Tomorrow
I pledge to stop putting things off, unless it's something I can totally do tomorrow... or maybe the day after tomorrow... or next week.
2. Exercise More, But Probably Just My Thumb
I promise to get more active, maybe by scrolling through my phone, tapping away on social media, and mastering the art of texting.
3. Save Money, Unless There's a Sale
I vow to be more financially responsible, except when there's a super tempting sale going on or a limited-time offer that I just can't resist.
4. Embrace Healthy Eating, Except on Cheat Days
I am determined to eat healthier and make better food choices, except on those glorious cheat days when I fully indulge in all my guilty pleasures.
5. Be More Productive, Starting Tomorrow... or Next Week
I will strive to be more productive in all aspects of my life... once I finish binge-watching that new series, taking a couple more naps, and convincing myself that I really need more rest before I can truly start being productive.