1. Embrace Procrastination, Master the Art of Last-Minute
Because why start something today when tomorrow exists, right?
2. Become a Professional Couch Potato
Enhance your binge-watching skills and achieve maximum laziness levels.
3. Perfect the "I'll Start Tomorrow" Mentality
Why work towards your goals now when there's always the elusive promise of starting them tomorrow?
4. Take Up the Hobby of Overthinking
Spend countless hours analyzing every decision you've ever made, because why settle for a peaceful mind?
5. Embrace the Chaos, Live a Life of Constantly Misplaced Keys
Add some excitement to your routine by constantly misplacing everyday essentials and watching your life turn into a frantic scavenger hunt.