See what Анастасия Decided to do this year

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Resolution 1

Stop Procrastinating, Start Tomorrow

Resolution 2

Exercise Regularly, Wander Around the Couch

Resolution 3

Eat Healthier, Except for the Inevitable Cheat Days

Resolution 4

Save More Money, Except During Online Shopping Spree

Resolution 5

Be More Organized, Embrace the Chaos

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