See what Raj Sharma Decided to do this year

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1. Procrastinate More, Achieve Less

Embrace my inner master of procrastination and maximize my ability to put off important tasks until the very last minute. Who needs productivity anyway?

2. Become a Netflix Marathon Champion

Aim to spend countless hours binge-watching television shows and movies, ensuring a legendary status as the ultimate couch potato. Oops, did I forget about that thing called a social life?

3. Master the Art of Oversleeping

Strive to hit the snooze button one too many times and break the world record for the longest time spent in bed. After all, sleep is a top priority, right?

4. Perfect the Art of Snacking

Commit to snacking constantly and continuously throughout the day, reaching new levels of culinary creativity with combinations that are both bizarre and borderline unhealthy. Who needs a balanced diet anyway?

5. Become a Professional Procrastinator

Set out on a journey to become the world's foremost expert in delaying important tasks, ensuring that deadlines are mere suggestions and stress levels are constantly on the rise. It's all about enjoying the thrill of last-minute panic, right?