1. Lift Weights, but Skip Leg Day
Embrace the art of having massive biceps and a chicken-leg physique, because who needs balance anyway?
2. Flex in the Mirror for Hours
Practice your best Arnold Schwarzenegger impression while admiring yourself, because clearly, self-love is key.
3. Become a Social Media Fitness Guru
Share your every meal and gym session on every platform possible, because we all need constant updates on your gains, right?
4. Drink Protein Shakes like Water
Replace all forms of hydration with protein shakes, because who needs water when you can have swole muscles and non-stop gas?
5. Collect Gym Selfies
Prioritize taking gym selfies over actually working out, because your Instagram followers need constant proof that you can lift weights.