1. Stay Committed to Procrastination
Embrace the art of delaying and putting things off until the last minute. After all, why be productive when you can have more time for Netflix marathons?
2. Perfect the "Forgot to Reply" Technique
Master the art of conveniently forgetting to respond to emails and messages, leaving everyone wondering if you actually exist in the digital realm.
3. Embrace the "Fashionably Late" Philosophy
Why be on time when you can make a grand entrance? Make tardiness a personal trademark and keep people guessing when (or if) you'll show up.
4. Embrace the Messy Desk Lifestyle
Make clutter your soulmate and turn your workspace into a chaotic disaster zone. Who needs organization when you can find important documents buried under a pile of old coffee cups?
5. Proclaim Yourself a "Master Procrastibaker"
Channel your culinary creativity, not through timely meal preparations, but through elaborate baked goods that magically appear when you should be doing something else entirely.