Resolution 1
Embrace Procrastination - Master the art of delaying tasks until the very last minute. After all, why be efficient when you can stress yourself out instead?
Resolution 2
Become A Serial Meeting Skipper - Make it your mission to avoid attending unnecessary meetings like it's a competitive sport. Your time is precious (or so you tell yourself).
Resolution 3
Upgrade Your Inbox Ignorance - Refuse to answer emails promptly and let your inbox overflow with unread messages. Inbox zero? More like inbox hero.
Resolution 4
Embrace the "Yes Man" Mentality - Accept every request that comes your way, regardless of your actual availability. Who says you need time for yourself or a personal life?
Resolution 5
Develop an Unhealthy Snack Habit - Replace healthy meals with copious amounts of junk food. Why worry about fitness and nutrition when you can indulge in guilty pleasures?