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1. Embrace My Inner Couch Potato

I resolve to become a master at binge-watching and perfect the art of never leaving my couch, because who needs exercise or fresh air, right?

2. Perfect My Procrastination Techniques

I pledge to become an expert at putting off tasks until the very last minute, because nothing says "thrill" like the rush of panic and the looming deadline.

3. Break All Time Management Records

I vow to continue my habit of underestimating the time it takes to do something, resulting in perpetual lateness and excuses that even I can't believe anymore.

4. Expand My Wardrobe of Pajamas

I insist on broadening my already extensive collection of comfy sleepwear, because let's face it, being a fashion icon is overrated when you can be the champion of laziness.

5. Master the Art of Napping

I commit to honing my skills in the fine art of napping at inappropriate times and places, because why should I settle for just a good night's sleep when I can have power naps throughout the day too?