1. Set Hundreds of Alarms, Snooze Them All
Embrace the art of procrastination by setting multiple alarms to wake up early, but ignoring every single one and sleeping in like a champion.
2. Become a Professional Online Shopper, Expert Window Shopper
Master the art of spending hours scrolling through online stores, adding items to your cart, only to never actually buy anything. Window shopping has never been more...digital.
3. Start a Fitness Journey, End Up Couch Potato-ing
Make a resolution to hit the gym and get in shape, but end up binge-watching your favorite TV shows while devouring endless bags of potato chips. Who needs abs when you have potato chips, right?
4. Study More, Excel in the Art of Procrastination
Pledge to study diligently, but spend more time discovering creative ways to avoid studying. Beautifully decorate your study area, color code your notes, and organize your stationery - anything to avoid actually opening the textbook.
5. Finally Learn a New Skill, Master the Art of Netflix Binging
Declare your intention to learn a new skill, like playing an instrument or painting, but become a self-proclaimed expert in the lost art of binge-watching instead. Nailed it!