1. Embrace the Snooze Button
Become the master of hitting snooze on the alarm clock, even if it means delaying productivity and missing out on the early morning hustle.
2. Develop a Netflix Marathon Medal
Set a goal to binge-watch so many shows and movies that you deserve a medal for spending endless hours on the couch, without guilt or regret.
3. Perfect the Art of Procrastination
Deepen your procrastination skills to the point of becoming a true expert, always finding creative ways to avoid work until the very last minute.
4. Achieve the Status of Serial Snacker
Aim to become a champion in mindless and constant snacking, ensuring that no bag of chips or cookie box is safe from your insatiable desires.
5. Master the Art of Getting Lost in Translation
Make a resolution to constantly misinterpret and misunderstand conversations, leaving others scratching their heads and questioning your comprehension abilities.