1. Procrastinate Less, Because Who Needs Productivity?
Because getting things done in a timely manner is clearly overrated, right?
2. Embrace My Inner Couch Potato
Because spending all day binge-watching shows and eating junk food is the true path to enlightenment.
3. Master the Art of Multitasking...or at least Pretend to
Because attempting to do multiple things at once is the perfect way to feel busy while actually accomplishing very little.
4. Become Best Friends with the Snooze Button
Because why start the day on time when you can snooze away those precious morning hours?
5. Embrace the Chaos, Give Up on Organization
Because who needs a tidy living space when you can revel in the chaos and spend hours searching for misplaced items?