See what Ming Decided to do this year

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1. Embrace My Procrastination

I resolve to fully embrace my inner procrastinator and master the art of leaving things until the very last minute. After all, why waste time being productive when I can enjoy the thrill of a looming deadline?

2. Master the "Ctrl + Alt + Del" Technique

This year, I will become a true expert in the art of quickly minimizing and switching screens whenever someone walks by my desk. It's all about multitasking, right?

3. Level Up my Coffee Addiction

I vow to take my coffee addiction to new heights this year. Whether it's experimenting with the latest blends, attempting to learn latte art, or converting my entire wardrobe into various shades of coffee stains, there's always room for more caffeine-induced adventures.

4. Become a Pro at Posing for Office Photos

Say cheese! I promise to invest extensive time and effort into perfecting my office photo poses. From the classic "awkward smile with a hint of confusion" to the ever-trendy "pretending to look busy while secretly taking a selfie," I shall leave no stone unturned in my quest for impeccable photo skills.

5. Master the Art of Confusing Everyone with Tech Jargon

This year, I resolve to elevate my tech jargon game to new heights. By strategically peppering my conversations with terms like blockchain, AI, and quantum computing, I can ensure that nobody – including myself – truly understands what I'm talking about. After all, isn't confusion the key to sounding intelligent?