1. Embrace Procrastination
Master the art of postponing tasks until the very last minute, because who needs efficiency or productivity anyway?
2. Become a Professional Netflix Binger
Elevate binge-watching to a whole new level by reaching expert status, because wasting countless hours on TV shows is definitely a valuable skill.
3. Develop a Deep Love for Snacks
Commit to a never-ending relationship with junk food, because what's the harm in indulging in chips, cookies, and all things delicious every single day?
4. Perfect the Art of Oversleeping
Turn snoozing into your superpower, because why wake up early and seize the day when you can stay in bed for a few extra hours of dreamland?
5. Discover the World of Procrasticleaning
Discover the joy of cleaning your entire house right before important guests arrive, proving that you can achieve cleanliness and deadlines simultaneously, just in your own unique way.