See what Aryan Venkat Decided to do this year

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1. Master the Art of Procrastination

Embrace your inner procrastinator and become a true expert at putting things off until the last minute. Remember, waiting until the eleventh hour builds character...or something like that.

2. Embrace the Bedhead Look

Who needs to wake up with perfectly styled hair? Embrace the tousled bedhead look, because spending extra time in the morning on something as trivial as brushing your hair is overrated anyways.

3. Become a Professional Couch Potato

Say goodbye to all those active hobbies and embrace your inner couch potato. Invest in a quality Netflix subscription, perfect your snacking game, and become a pro at marathon-watching your favorite shows.

4. Maintain Relationship Status

Single and Ready to... Not Mingle

5. Master the Art of Saying No

It's time to embrace your inner people-pleaser and learn to say "no" to practically everything. Remember, prioritizing your own needs and desires is overrated, and pleasing others is the key to a perfect life...or not.