1. Embrace Procrastination
Delaying things until the last minute has become your trademark, so why not fully commit to it this year? Procrastination is an art form, after all.
2. Master the Art of Multitasking
Instead of focusing on one task at a time, challenge yourself to juggle ten things simultaneously. Who needs sanity and efficiency anyway?
3. Upgrade Your Collection of Unfinished Projects
Rather than completing tasks, let's add to your ever-growing pile of unfinished projects. Because unfinished business is so much more exciting, right?
4. Become a Professional Excuse Maker
Take your excuse-making skills to the next level. From blaming lost keys to "forgetting" deadlines, you have a knack for inventive explanations.
5. Commit to Being Indecisive
Indecisiveness is your middle name, so why not embrace it as a lifestyle choice? Spend endless hours contemplating minor decisions, leaving others to wonder if you'll ever make up your mind.