1. "Embrace My Procrastination
Delay everything until the last minute, because why be productive when I can stress myself out?"
2. "Indulge in Late-Night Snacks
Stay up way past my bedtime regularly, because who needs a healthy sleeping routine when I can have midnight snacks?"
3. "Master the Art of Excuses
Become an expert at coming up with creative excuses to avoid responsibilities, because taking accountability is overrated."
4. "Embrace Messy Lifestyle
Live in a constant state of chaos, because who needs an organized and tidy environment when I can find things in piles of mess?"
5. "Expand My Netflix Binge-Watching Skills
Spend countless hours binge-watching shows and movies, because there's no such thing as too much screen time, right?"