1. Remember to Set Alarm Clock, Still Sleep Through It
Because hitting snooze multiple times is a skill you've perfected over the years.
2. Embrace the Art of Procrastination
Keep delaying tasks until the last possible moment, proving that you work best under pressure (or so you tell yourself).
3. Master the Art of Losing Keys
Ensure that you never fail to misplace your keys, providing endless entertainment for your friends and family as they witness your daily search parties.
4. Expand Social Circle, Through Memes
Because who needs real human interaction when you can bond with people over hilarious internet humor?
5. Become a Netflix Marathon Champion
Develop your skills in binge-watching, proudly displaying your ability to finish an entire season in one sitting, leaving productivity in the dust.