See what Steve Decided to do this year

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1. Laugh at My Own Jokes

Because let's be honest, I'm the only one who finds them funny anyway!

2. Master the Art of Procrastination

Why do today what can be put off until tomorrow, or the day after that, or the day after... you get the idea.

3. Embrace My Inner Couch Potato

Because who needs exercise when I can binge-watch Netflix and devour an entire bag of chips in one sitting?

4. Explore the Depths of the "Unread" Folder

Finally confront the unread emails lurking in my inbox from 2010 and accept that some things are better left unanswered.

5. Perfect the Art of Oversleeping

Because hitting the snooze button is not just a hobby, it's a way of life. Who needs mornings anyway?