See what Gowtham Decided to do this year

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1. Eat Healthy at Breakfast, Then Order Pizza for Dinner

Start your day with a nutritious breakfast like a champ, only to surrender to the temptation of a cheesy pizza at night. After all, who needs a balanced diet when you can have a slice of happiness?

2. Exercise Regularly... in Your mind

Commit to exercising regularly, but why sweat it out in the gym when you can imagine yourself getting fit and toned while lounging on the couch? Remember, a fit imagination is half the battle won!

3. Save Money, Except When There's a Sale

Vow to save money this year, but let's be real, when there's an irresistible sale, the shopping bags will multiply and the savings account will have to wait. Bargains are just too good to resist!

4. Be Punctual (Except for Netflix Marathons)

Set a goal to be on time for all appointments and meetings. Just make sure you leave plenty of room in your schedule for those never-ending binge-watching sessions. Hey, who needs punctuality when you have cliffhangers to unravel?

5. Limit Social Media... to Every Waking Moment

Consider putting a cap on social media usage, but let's face it, scrolling through endless feeds, liking, commenting, and getting glued to your screen, are just an integral part of your daily routine. Embrace the digital world with open arms, but don't forget to look up and experience life beyond the screen.