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1. Procrastinate Like a Pro

Embrace your natural talent for putting things off until the very last minute. Whether it's work deadlines or cleaning your room, why do today what you can put off until tomorrow (or the next day)?

2. Become a Couch Potato Champion

Take your Netflix and chill game to the next level by setting a new record for the most consecutive hours spent binge-watching your favorite shows. Who needs real-life social interaction when you have virtual friends on screen?

3. Master the Art of Empty Promises

Make ambitious commitments left and right, only to conveniently forget about them as soon as they leave your mouth. No need to follow through when you can move onto the next empty pledge!

4. Embrace Your Inner Clumsiness

Ditch the grace and coordination and fully embrace your knack for knocking things over, tripping over nonexistent objects, and generally being a walking disaster. Sorry, not sorry!

5. Perfect the Art of Overthinking

Become a true expert in overthinking by analyzing every life decision, big or small, from what to have for breakfast to whether you should change your hairstyle. At least you'll always be prepared for any possible outcome, right?