1. Stop Procrastinating, Start Tomorrow
It's time to tackle the habit of putting things off until the last minute. But hey, why not start this resolution tomorrow? Baby steps, right?
2. Learn to Cook… Microwave Meals
Let's face it, your culinary skills have a long way to go. But hey, at least you can whip up some delicious microwave meals like a pro. No shame in that, right?
3. Become More Tech-Savvy... Watch More YouTube Tutorials
Embrace your digital shortcomings and resolve to become more tech-savvy. And by that, we mean spending countless hours watching YouTube tutorials, pretending you're actually learning something useful.
4. Get into Shape... Round is a Shape Too
Time to embrace your unique physique and stop obsessing over fitting into those teeny-tiny jeans. After all, round is a shape too, and it's fabulous!
5. Stop Impulse Buying... Except for Cute Cat Videos
Let's try to curb those impulsive spending habits. Except when it comes to adorable cat videos online. Because let's be honest, they're totally worth every penny.