1. Stay Connected
Remember to reply to at least half of your friends' messages before they give up on you completely.
2. Embrace the Chaos
Clutter up your workspace, because your creativity thrives in chaos (or at least that's what you tell yourself).
3. Master the Art of Procrastination
Hone your skills by putting off important tasks until the very last minute, because deadlines are just suggestions, right?
4. Step Up Your Snacking Game
Make a commitment to eat at least one snack that isn't just junk food. Your body might thank you, but your taste buds won't.
5. Social Media Overload
Become the ultimate social media guru by obsessively refreshing your feed every 5 seconds. Who needs real-life interactions anyway?