See what John Doe Decided to do this year

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1. Stay Connected

Remember to reply to at least half of your friends' messages before they give up on you completely.

2. Embrace the Chaos

Clutter up your workspace, because your creativity thrives in chaos (or at least that's what you tell yourself).

3. Master the Art of Procrastination

Hone your skills by putting off important tasks until the very last minute, because deadlines are just suggestions, right?

4. Step Up Your Snacking Game

Make a commitment to eat at least one snack that isn't just junk food. Your body might thank you, but your taste buds won't.

5. Social Media Overload

Become the ultimate social media guru by obsessively refreshing your feed every 5 seconds. Who needs real-life interactions anyway?