1. Embrace Being Fashionably Late
Because why arrive on time when you can make a grand entrance and keep everyone waiting?
2. Master the Art of Procrastination
Why do tasks today when you can put them off until tomorrow, or the day after, or the day after that?
3. Embrace My Inner Couch Potato
Spend more quality time with my one true love - Netflix. Who needs to go out and socialize when there's a whole world of binge-worthy shows?
4. Develop a Keen Talent for Forgetting Important Dates
Show my loved ones how important they are by constantly surprising them with belated birthday wishes and missed anniversaries.
5. Take the "Rolling Stone" Approach to Exercise
Develop a consistent exercise routine by repeatedly rolling out of bed and onto the nearest comfortable surface. Who needs a gym membership?