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1. Procrastinate Less, But Maybe Tomorrow

You always say you'll be more productive, but somehow, you always end up binge-watching Netflix. Can you at least try to get things done earlier?

2. Stop Falling Asleep During Zoom Meetings

It's a classic move for you to doze off right when an important meeting is happening. Let's try to stay awake and avoid the embarrassment (and potential consequences) this year.

3. Find Your Hidden Gym Membership Card

Remember that gym membership card you got last year? It's probably hiding somewhere beneath a pile of dusty clothes. How about actually using it this time?

4. Cut Down on Takeout, But Who Will Cook?

Your culinary skills are nonexistent. Ordering takeout is a lifesaver, but your bank account is screaming for mercy. Maybe it's time to invest in some cooking lessons or at least attempt to make a decent meal yourself.

5. Become a Morning Person, or at Least Stop Hitting Snooze 10 Times

Waking up early is a struggle for you, and hitting the snooze button is a reflex you can't seem to control. Let's try waking up on time for once, and maybe you'll find a whole new world of productivity waiting for you.