1. Stay Dedicated to Procrastination
Embrace your inner slacker by promising to put off tasks until the very last minute. After all, why rush when you can enjoy the thrill of impending deadlines?
2. Master the Art of Overthinking
Make a resolution to overanalyze even the simplest decisions. Spend hours contemplating the perfect emoji to reply with or whether "lol" is too informal. Who needs time efficiency, right?
3. Perfect the "I'll Start Tomorrow" Mindset
Pledge to delay any healthy habits or goals until an elusive "tomorrow" that never seems to come. Because why not procrastinate on self-improvement too?
4. Become a Pro at Social Media Distraction
Make it your mission to spend more time aimlessly scrolling through social media feeds, comparing your life to others' highlight reels. Remember, the key to happiness is constant comparison!
5. Embrace the Chaos
Resolve to fully embrace your disorganized tendencies. Whether it's forgetting appointments or misplacing your keys regularly, chaos is your middle name. Embrace it, but maybe invest in some spare keys.