See what Aryan Venkat Decided to do this year

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1. "Procrastinate Less, Maybe Tomorrow

This year, I'll definitely stop putting things off... starting tomorrow. Maybe."

2. "Exercise Regularly, Like Once a Month

I'll hit the gym and get fit, but let's be real, Netflix and chill sounds way more appealing most days."

3. "Cook More Healthy Meals, Order Takeout Less

Let's face it, my cooking skills are questionable at best. Maybe I should invest in a really good apron to hide the evidence."

4. "Save Money, Go on More Shopping Sprees

This year, I'm going to be financially responsible... after splurging on that new gadget, those designer shoes, and that fancy vacation. Oops!"

5. "Become a Morning Person, Hit Snooze Forever

I'll wake up early, seize the day, and be productive... just as soon as I hit the snooze button for the 10th time. Mornings can wait, right?"