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1. Prioritize Procrastination

Embrace your true talent by making "procrastination" your top priority. Remember, why do something today when you can put it off until tomorrow (or next year)?

2. Master the Art of Snacking

Challenge yourself to discover new and creative ways to snack throughout the day. Whether it's turning your keyboard into a crumb-filled buffet or finding hidden stashes of snacks in your office, become the ultimate snacking guru.

3. Perfect the Skill of Multitasking

Show off your ability to juggle multiple tasks at once, even if it means doing them all half-heartedly. Remember, quality over quantity is overrated, right?

4. Embrace the Snooze Button

Start each day with a friendly rivalry between you and the snooze button. Aim for at least 10 rounds of "just five more minutes" before finally dragging yourself out of bed.

5. Become the Office Meme Master

Dedicate yourself to spreading laughter in the workplace by creating and sharing hilarious memes during meetings. After all, who needs productivity when you can have a good laugh at work?