1. Procrastinate Less, Worry More
Because why get things done on time when you can stress about them until the last minute?
2. Embrace Pajama Chic
Because putting on real clothes and leaving the house is overrated, right?
3. Deactivate the Serial Snacker Mode
Because constantly raiding the pantry does not count as a well-balanced diet.
4. Say 'No' to Adventure
Because staying in your comfort zone is the best way to avoid any potential fun or excitement.
5. Become a Master of Distraction
Because scrolling through social media for hours is a much more productive use of your time than, well, anything else.