1. Set an Alarm, Still Snooze
Wake up on time, but promptly ignore it and dive back under the covers because who needs productivity when you can have five more minutes of sweet, sweet sleep?
2. Embrace Procrastination, But Just Tomorrow
Procrastinate like a pro, but make a deal with yourself that you'll start being productive... eventually. Maybe next week? Or next month? Yeah, next month sounds good!
3. Go to the Gym, Watch Others Sweat
Commit to going to the gym regularly and then spend your time People-watching instead, because let's face it, exercising is way too tiring.
4. Eat Healthy, But Only in Your Imagination
Vow to eat healthier, while secretly planning to survive on a steady diet of french fries, pizza, and chocolate. After all, life is just too short to eat salads, right?
5. Socialize More, Online
Make it a priority to socialize more, but only through social media. Who needs face-to-face interactions when you can have perfectly curated virtual friendships from the comfort of your couch?