1. Be Punctual
Try arriving on time for once, instead of always being fashionably late. Your friends are tired of waiting for your grand entrance!
2. Learn to Cook (Edible Food)
Maybe it's time to give up your infamous burnt chicken nuggets and master a meal that won't send your loved ones running for the nearest takeout joint.
3. Stop Procrastinating (Tomorrow, Maybe)
Break the habit of always putting things off until the last minute. Let's face it, you've become a pro at the art of procrastination, and it's hilarious... but also highly unproductive.
4. Face Your Laundry Pile
It's time to conquer that mountain of dirty clothes that has been accumulating in your room for months. Your wardrobe and nose will thank you.
5. Embrace the Gym (and Cancel the Membership)
So you signed up for a gym membership last year, but can anyone recall the last time you actually visited? It's time to either start sweating it out or embrace a more realistic form of exercise, like laughing at gym memes while scrolling on your couch.