1. Procrastinate Less, Procrastinate More
Challenge yourself to find new and creative ways to delay doing tasks that really need to get done. Why be efficient when you can be expertly skilled at wasting time?
2. Embrace Chaos, Avoid Organization
Say goodbye to color-coded calendars and labeled files. Embrace the chaos and let confusion reign supreme in your life. Who needs order when you can have a glorious mess?
3. Master the Art of Overthinking
Overanalyze every decision you make, no matter how small. Spend hours contemplating whether to have an extra slice of pizza or if you should wear the blue or black socks. Because life is too short to make decisions quickly and confidently.
4. Never Finish Anything, Start Everything
Begin countless projects, but never see any of them through to completion. The world needs more half-finished ideas and abandoned dreams. Who has time for accomplishments anyway?
5. Become a Serial Procrastinator, Tomorrow
Put off everything you can until tomorrow... and then postpone it again. Delaying tasks is an art form, and you, my friend, have the potential to become a master in the art of procrastination.