1. Prioritize Procrastination
Embrace your inner master of procrastination and vow to push everything off until the last minute. After all, why be productive when you can stress out later?
2. Embrace Chaos
Embrace your inner chaos and make it your mission to turn your perfectly organized life into an absolute mess. Embrace the saying, "Organized chaos is the new black."
3. Master the Art of Excuses
Take your creativity to the next level by brainstorming a multitude of excuses for every situation. Pro tip
4. Multi-Tasking Minimalism
Challenge yourself to multitask to the extreme by doing the bare minimum in each task. Watch as your productivity dwindles while your to-do list grows exponentially.
5. Embrace the Night Owl Lifestyle
Say goodbye to a good night's sleep and embrace the nocturnal life. Stay up late binge-watching your favorite shows, scrolling aimlessly through social media, and regretting it all the next morning.