See what Mahmoud Ait Elkatab Decided to do this year

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1. Procrastinate Like a Pro

This year, I resolve to put off tasks so expertly that even my future self will wonder what's wrong with me.

2. Embrace My Inner Couch Potato

I vow to turn binge-watching Netflix into an Olympic sport and earn a gold medal in laziness.

3. Master the Art of Oversleeping

Instead of waking up early and seizing the day, I will proudly hit that snooze button until noon, causing alarm clocks everywhere to question their purpose.

4. Become a Professional Snacker

I'm on a mission to consume an alarming amount of snacks in 2022, becoming the ultimate snacking champion. Move over, average metabolism!

5. Achieve Zen-like Procrastination Balance

I will perfect the art of convincing myself that I'm being productive by multitasking, even though I know deep down it's just an excuse to avoid doing the actual work.