1. "Stop Trying to Catch Your Tail
It's time to accept that you will never catch that elusive tail of yours. Embrace the fact that some things are simply beyond your reach."
2. "Quit Hairball Artistry
Your hairballs may resemble modern art masterpieces, but it's time to stop leaving them as surprises for your humans. Invest in some better grooming habits for everyone's sake."
3. "Avoid Mirror Confusion
It's great that you appreciate your reflection, but it's time to figure out that the cat in the mirror is not your long-lost twin sibling. Save yourself from unnecessary confusion and embarrassment."
4. "Declutter the Toy Collection
Your humans might think you're running a toy store with the number of toys scattered around. It's time to Marie Kondo your playthings and donate the ones you no longer play with."
5. "Control Your Midnight Zoomies
Your nightly sprints across the house are certainly entertaining, but it's time to consider your humans' sleeping patterns. Try to refrain from transforming their beds into racetracks in the middle of the night."