1. Procrastinate More, Achieve Less
Embrace the art of putting things off and marvel at your ability to accomplish nothing in record time.
2. Binge-watch Every Show on Netflix
Challenge yourself to waste countless hours escaping reality and becoming one with your couch. Don't forget the ultimate goal of unproductivity!
3. Master the Art of Overthinking
Start second-guessing every decision you make, leading to an endless cycle of anxiety and self-doubt. Who needs confidence anyway?
4. Embrace the Chaos
Learn to thrive in disorganization and revel in the chaos that ensues. Embrace the fact that your life resembles a tornado instead of a well-oiled machine.
5. Become a Serial Procrastibaker
Spend copious amounts of time on elaborate baking projects, only to realize you're better at creating delicious treats than actually accomplishing meaningful tasks.