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1. Procrastinate Like a Pro

Embrace your inner master of delay and make sure to leave everything until the very last minute. After all, why accomplish something today when you can put it off until tomorrow?

2. Embrace the Clutter

Make it your mission to never clean or organize your living space. Surround yourself with chaos and confusion, because who needs order and cleanliness when you can't find anything?

3. Master the Art of Oversharing

Make sure to share every single detail of your personal life on social media. From what you ate for breakfast to your latest shower thoughts, the world needs to know every mundane aspect of your existence.

4. Become a Punctuality Preacher

Start arriving fashionably late to every event or appointment. Being fashionably late not only leaves a lasting impression, but it also gives you a sense of superiority over those who actually value their time.

5. Embrace Your Inner Couch Potato

Make it your goal to spend as much time as possible binge-watching TV shows and movies. Forget about exercise or outdoor activities; your true calling is to become one with your couch and Netflix account.