See what Shashwat Decided to do this year

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1. Stop Snoozing the Alarm Clock

It's time to finally admit that hitting the snooze button five times a day is not an Olympic sport.

2. Embrace the Art of Procrastination

Why finish a task today when you can wait until the last possible minute and have a mini heart attack trying to get it done?

3. Master the Art of Overthinking

Because thinking about every possible worst-case scenario is a great way to make any situation more exciting and stressful.

4. Become a Professional Snacker

Snacking all day long is a talent that shouldn't go unnoticed, especially when it comes to consuming absurd amounts of junk food.

5. Develop a Superhuman Ability to Lose Important Things

From keys to wallets, make it a personal mission to misplace and scramble around to find them on a daily basis. It's an adventure, right?