1. Stop Snoozing the Alarm Clock
It's time to finally admit that hitting the snooze button five times a day is not an Olympic sport.
2. Embrace the Art of Procrastination
Why finish a task today when you can wait until the last possible minute and have a mini heart attack trying to get it done?
3. Master the Art of Overthinking
Because thinking about every possible worst-case scenario is a great way to make any situation more exciting and stressful.
4. Become a Professional Snacker
Snacking all day long is a talent that shouldn't go unnoticed, especially when it comes to consuming absurd amounts of junk food.
5. Develop a Superhuman Ability to Lose Important Things
From keys to wallets, make it a personal mission to misplace and scramble around to find them on a daily basis. It's an adventure, right?