See what Usman Mughal Decided to do this year

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1. Eat Healthier, Except on Cheat Days

Embrace the salad life, but never say no to that extra large pizza on Fridays. Balance is key, right?

2. Exercise More, Netflix Less

Say goodbye to those binge-watching weekends and hello to the treadmill. Your favorite shows can wait, but your fit genes won't!

3. Master Procrastination, Tomorrow

Who needs productivity when you can perfect the art of putting things off until... well, who knows when?

4. Spend Less, Shop Mindlessly

Saving money is for the responsible, and impulse buying is for the fun souls. Treat yourself, even if it means wondering where your paycheck went.

5. Wake Up Earlier, Hit Snooze Forever

They say early bird catches the worm, but you'll just grab some extra Zs. Your dreams are too important to be interrupted by reality.