See what Marián Decided to do this year

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1. Embrace Procrastination, Master the Art

Learn to delay tasks until the last minute so that stress becomes your constant companion. Who needs productivity anyway?

2. Social Media Overload, Mission Accomplished

Spend countless hours scrolling aimlessly through every social media platform possible. Your friends' vacation photos are way more important than your own goals, right?

3. Become a Professional Couch Potato

Perfect the art of Netflix marathons and binge-watching every show. Who needs exercise and fresh air when you have a comfortable couch?

4. Master the Art of Overthinking

Overanalyze every decision, big or small, until it drives you and everyone around you crazy. Your mind deserves to be a chaotic maze of thoughts.

5. Become the "Serial Starter"

Begin numerous projects, hobbies, and aspirations without ever following through. Your collection of unfinished endeavors will surely impress... or maybe not.