1. Embrace Procrastination
Procrastinate like a pro and wait until the very last minute to start those projects or tasks. Why be productive when you can master the art of delaying everything?
2. Master the Art of Oversharing
Become the ultimate oversharer on social media. Share every single detail of your life, from what you ate for breakfast to your deepest thoughts. Who needs privacy anyway?
3. Perfect the Skill of Awkward Small Talk
Take every opportunity to engage in cringe-worthy small talk, making those around you squirm with discomfort. You're the master of awkwardness!
4. Become a Professional Couch Potato
Perfect the art of binge-watching and spend endless hours in front of the TV or computer screen. After all, who needs a social life when you have a comfortable couch?
5. Master the Art of Drama
Add a touch of drama to every situation, no matter how insignificant. Turn the simplest things into theatrical performances, leaving others bewildered and amused by your flair for the dramatic.