See what Sean Decided to do this year

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1. Avoiding the Gym, One Slice at a Time

Embrace the comfort of couch and pizza, because who needs exercise when you can have extra cheese?

2. Mastering the Art of Procrastination

Take procrastination to a whole new level by perfecting the art of putting off even the simplest tasks until the very last minute.

3. Committing to Multiple Streaming Platforms

Instead of being productive, spend countless hours scrolling through endless streaming options and mastering the art of binge-watching.

4. Becoming a Professional Nap Taker

Explore the possibility of becoming an expert in the field of nap-taking, because after all, who needs a full night's sleep when you can snooze all day?

5. Embracing the Chaos

Make it a goal to create utter chaos in your personal space, from losing your keys for the hundredth time to forever misplacing your phone charger. Because who needs a little organization when chaos brings so much excitement?