1. Procrastinate More, Achieve Less
Start putting things off even more, because who needs productivity when there's an endless supply of cat videos on the internet?
2. Master the Art of Being Late
Become a pro at arriving fashionably late to every event, leaving your friends questioning if you even own a watch.
3. Overanalyze Every Text Message
Spend hours deciphering the hidden meanings behind every emoji and punctuation mark, adding unnecessary drama to your already complicated love life.
4. Embrace the Chaos
Embrace the clutter in your life and let your room become a true reflection of your disorganized mind. Because why waste time folding clothes when they can become a mountain of fashion statements?
5. Develop a Knack for Awkward Silence
Become the master of creating awkward moments in conversations, leaving others wondering why they even bothered trying to engage with you in the first place.