See what Kayra Balkow Decided to do this year

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1. "Procrastinate Less, Tomorrow

Challenge yourself to stop putting things off until the last minute, except for making resolutions, because that can always wait until tomorrow."

2. "Become a Gym Regular, from Couch Potato to Snack Supremo

Get rid of that couch potato persona and hit the gym regularly, or just embrace your love for snacks and become the ultimate snack connoisseur."

3. "Embrace Healthy Eating, with the Occasional Ice Cream Bender

Strive to eat healthier this year, but don't forget to indulge in the occasional ice cream binge, because life is too short for bland salads."

4. "Master Time Management, Or Keep Losing Track of Time Zones

Make an effort to improve your time management skills, unless you enjoy showing up late to every meeting like a human world clock that's always slightly off."

5. "Learn a New Skill, or Perfect the Art of Netflix Binge-Watching

Explore new hobbies and learn new skills, preferably something that doesn't involve spending hours binge-watching Netflix, unless you're aiming for the world record in laziness."