1. Achieve "Procrastinator of the Year" title
Embrace your true potential by putting off important tasks until the last possible moment. Make sure to break records and leave everyone amazed at your ability to delay!
2. Master the art of "Email Ghosting"
Show your exceptional talent in not replying to emails for weeks, leaving your colleagues and clients wondering if you've vanished into thin air. Keep the suspense alive!
3. Become the "Overthinker Extraordinaire"
Overanalyze every single decision you make to the point of utter confusion. Spend countless hours contemplating the pros and cons of choosing between two types of ketchup at the grocery store.
4. Perfect the art of "Snooze Warfare"
Challenge yourself to hit the snooze button on your alarm at least 10 times every morning. Start each day by engaging in a battle against the relentless alarm clock, proving who's the boss (or not)!
5. Embrace your inner "Multitasking Disaster"
Attempt to do multiple tasks at once, and impress everyone with your exceptional ability to mess them all up simultaneously. Show the world that even superheroes have their off days!