1. Embrace Procrastination as a Lifestyle
Who needs to be productive when you can perfectly relax and do nothing? Procrastinate like a pro and make sure you never finish anything on time.
2. Master the Art of Overthinking
Overanalyze every little detail of your life, from choosing what to wear to deciding what to have for dinner. Remember, it's never just a decision, it's a life-altering dilemma.
3. Become a Social Media Guru without Any Real Achievements
Spend hours perfecting your selfies, building an enviable online persona, but make sure it's all for show. Remember, reality is optional, likes are what truly matter!
4. Perfect the Art of Being Awkward in Social Situations
Make sure to always have a witty comeback two hours late, or to trip over your own words when asked simple questions. Be the life of the party in the most cringe-worthy way possible.
5. Become an Expert in Finding Excuses for Exercise
From "my shoes are too dirty" to "I can't find my workout playlist", find creative and hilarious excuses to avoid exercising. Remember, the only six-pack you need is a pack of donuts.