See what Prasanna Decided to do this year

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1. Embrace My Procrastination

I will continue to leave everything until the last possible moment, because why be efficient when I can stress myself out?

2. Master the Art of Excuses

I will become an expert in coming up with creative excuses for why I can't do something, because taking responsibility is overrated.

3. Lose My Patience Faster

I will work on losing my patience at the speed of light, because why be calm and collected when I can become a raging ball of frustration?

4. Embrace My Inner Couch Potato

I will fully embrace my sedentary lifestyle and spend even more time binge-watching shows, because who needs exercise and fresh air?

5. Take Selfies Everywhere, All the Time

I will make sure to capture every mundane moment of my life and flood everyone's social media feeds with endless selfies, because nothing says "I need attention" like excessive self-obsession.