See what Vladimir Decided to do this year

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Resolution 1

"Stop Being the Master of Procrastination, Take Action! You know, it's time to stop putting off everything and start actually doing something productive. Don't wait until the last minute, Vladimir!"

Resolution 2

"Embrace the Chaos and Organize Your Life

Resolution 3

"Put Down the Phone, Engage with Reality

Resolution 4

"Become a Chef and Master the Art of Not Burning Water

Resolution 5

"Break Free from the Comfort Zone, Vladimir